The diarrhea forest (ft bloody diarrhea)

so you know i was sitting and camping, chilling in a forest while eating a sponge. I then went to sleep and at 3 am i heard scratching noises. the noises got louder and then i heard a whisper the whisper said "muahaha.... i will bite your dick off". i thought OH NO and then i cried, i was obviously scared. BUT THEN

THEN

THEN

THEEEEEEEN

2 RED EYES WERE IN THE DARK

THEY WERE GETTING CLOSER

and then it turned out to be my mom with a plate of pizza in her hand.

she apparently pulled a prank on me.

lol wtf mom ur retarded how the fuck is this a prank i was scared 4 lif

well i then saw 2 red eyes and then.... IT WAS THE BLOODY DIARRHEA MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE BLOODY DIARRHEA MONSTER CAME CLOSER AND CLOSER AND THEN

he said "oi m8 ur obese"

then he ran away

i was depressed 4 69 months now because he bullied me

the end