Ron Fucked My Mom (A hORROR sTORY)

i was playing vs ron bobs onslauht fna mademo dreal no fake bottom text and then it happened

ron started me in the fucking eyes and stated my home address

instead of the normal song it played 21st century humor and pumped up ki cks

(if you don'tl know "Pumped Up Kicks" is a song by American indie pop band Foster the People. It was released as the band's debut single in September 2010, and the following year was included on their EP Foster the People and their debut album, Torches. "Pumped Up Kicks" became the group's breakthrough hit and was one of the most popular songs of 2011. The song was written and recorded by frontman Mark Foster while he was working as a commercial jingle writer. Contrasting with the upbeat musical composition, the lyrics describe the homicidal thoughts of a troubled youth named Robert.)

i thought it was a glitch

then ron eye's rturn yellow and he started to talk about how saudi arabia illegalized dabbing then out of nowhere i heard someone fucking my mom

it was RON!!! it had to be!

i walked into my mom's bedroom and saw ron in his phase 3 form fucking my mom

he said "you have a good arguement but i fucked your mother"

it was a truly horrific expertience toplgrf see ron fuck my mom

then i decided to watch sponk blonk

SPLONK BLONK TURNT INTO A CUBE AND SAID "The fitness gram pacer test is a multi-stage arobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues" I SCRAMED IN RFEAR "AAAAAAA" AND RAN TO TCALLL THE POLICE WHEN THEY ARRIVED RON WAS GONE AND WHEN I PLAYED ANY FNF MOD AGAIN HYPERIALISTIC BLOOD APEARED EVERY SINGLE TIME

IM FUCKING SICK OF IT