POOPEEZ/HORSE: 2.3

My best friend David got a pet horse earlier this year. He likes them now. But i can't let him see my disgusting pooPEEZ body so i never can see him again.... I saw Puppet Steve with a Knife Trying to kill david. Oh No. I ran to David, but something was keeping me stuck in my position. It was HOLEIO. I screamed " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA". I WAS STUCK IN HOLEIO AND HAD TO WATCH DAVID BE BRUTALLY MURDERED! but then i woke up.

everything was fnie even though david has a pet horse and it creeps me out because horses have rammed my car once. but that's a story for another day. anyways so cuntbiscuit (that's david's horse) had to go potty again. i think david doesnt know how horses work. anyways i went outside while david was brushing cuntbiscuit's teeth with it's own toothbrush. I found a diarrhea on the floor. AND NOW, THE NIGHTMARE IS HAPPENING IN REALTIY¨!!!!!!

CHUCK NORRIS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND FARTED THAT HARD THE WORLD SPLIT IN HALF, WITH CUNTBISCUIT BEING IN THE MIDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

david was sad about the horse BUT I DIDNT FCARE I WAS DYING OMG HEPL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

then i found another pet horse of his on a rollercoaster

but the problem with the rollercoaster was:

IT ALSO SPLIT IN HALF DURING THE WORLD BEING SPLIT IN HUASHJUDAWLF!

O,HG

THATS TERRIFYING

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THEN JIGSAW CAME AND RAPED HIM

HE RAPED THE HORSE SO HARD THE HORSES DICK FELL OFF WHILE DAVID HAD A THREESOME WITH CHUCK NORRIS AND A SWAN

THEN A KANGAROO CAME WALKED IN ON THEM YEAH THAT HAPPENED AND HE HAD BLEEDING EYES AND STUFF THEN HE SAID "i will give u a million free robux just click this link: freerobuxdipshit.com" (don't actually copy and paste the link i'm not sure if that exists lol)

THEN OBAMA FUCKED DONALD TRUMP AND HILLARY CAME IN AND IT WAS THE ULTIMATE CHAOS

then POOPEEZ GOD CAME IN! HE DIARRHEAED EVIL POOP HORSES EVERYWHERE THEN RANDOM BOB ROSS QUOTES APPEARED: "

☀There are no mistakes, only happy accidents. wash the brush, just beats the devil out of itThis is your world You’re the creator Find freedom on this canvas Believe, that you can do it, ‘Cuz you can do it. You can do i" I WAS SPOOKED SCOOBS! Then ONE OF THE WORST PARTS HAPPENDED! THE LYRICS TO IT'S EVERYDAY BRO BLINDED US!  [Intro: Jake Paul]

Y'all can't handle this Y'all don't know what's about to happen baby Team 10 Los Angeles, Cali boy But I'm from Ohio though, white boy

[Verse 1: Jake Paul] It's everyday bro, with the Disney Channel flow 5 mill on YouTube in 6 months, never done before Passed all the competition man, PewDiePie is next Man I'm poppin' all these checks, got a brand new Rolex And I met a Lambo too and I'm coming with the crew This is Team 10, bitch, who the hell are flippin' you? And you know I kick them out if they ain't with the crew Yeah, I'm talking about you, you beggin' for attention Talking shit on Twitter too but you still hit my phone last night It was 4:52 and I got the text to prove And all the recordings too, don't make me tell them the truth And I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god, church Ohio's where I'm from, we chew 'em like it's gum We shooting with a gun, the tattoo just for fun I Usain Bolt and run, catch me at game one I cannot be outdone, Jake Paul is number one

[Chorus: Jake Paul] It's everyday bro It's everyday bro It's everyday bro I said it is everyday bro!

[Verse 2: Nick Crompton] You know it's Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin' Yes, I can rap and no, I am not from Compton England is my city And if it weren't for Team 10, then the US would be shitty I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he stay litty

[Verse 3: Chance Sutton] Two months ago you didn't know my name And now you want my fame? Bitch I'm blowin' up I'm only going up, now I'm going off, I'm never fallin' off Like Mag, who? Digi who? Who are you? All these beefs I just ran through, hit a milli in a month Where were you? Hatin' on me back in West Fake Think you need to get your shit straight Jakey brought me to the top, now we're really poppin' off Number 1 and number 4, that's why these fans all at our door It's lonely at the top so we all going We left Ohio, now the trio is all rollin' It's Team 10, bitch We back again, always first, never last We the future, we'll see you in the past

[Chorus: Jake Paul] It's everyday bro It's everyday bro It's everyday bro I said it is everyday bro!

[Interlude: Martinez Twins] Hold on, hold on, hold on (espera) Can we switch the language? (ha, ya tú sabe') We 'bout to hit it (dale)

[Verse 4: Martinez Twins] Sí, lo único que quiero es dinero Trabajando en YouTube todo el día entero (dale) Viviendo en U.S.A, el sueño de cualquiera (ha) Enviando dólares a mi familia entera (pasta) Tenemos una persona por encima Se llama Donald Trump y está en la cima (la cima) Desde aquí te cantamos, can I get my VISA? Martinez Twins, representando España Desde la pobreza a la fama

[Chorus: Jake Paul] It's everyday bro It's everyday bro It's everyday bro I said it is everyday bro!

[Verse 5: Tessa Brooks] Yo, it's Tessa Brooks The competition shook These guys up on me I got 'em with the hook Lemme educate ya' And I ain't talking book Panera is your home? So, stop calling my phone I'm flyin' like a drone They buying like a loan Yeah, I smell good Is that your boy's cologne?

[Verse 6: Jake Paul] Is that your boy's cologne? Started balling', quicken Loans Now I'm in my flippin' zone Yes, they all copy me But, that's some shitty clones Stay in all designer clothes And they ask me what I make I said is 10 with six zeros Always plug, merch link in bio And I will see you tomorrow 'cause It's everyday bro Peace

I SHOT THE POOPEEZ GOD TWICE! THEN HE SAID " WHY HAVE U FORSAKEN ME BROTHER!?" and i said "because ur farts stink".

I sniped him downel and then everything he created exploded into more poopeez which exploded into blood. There was blood everywhere. I saw david but something bad happended... HE WAS POSSESSED BY THE POOPEEZ GOD! He BECAME POOP AND FIRED HIS DIARRHEA AT ME! I stabbed david and poopeez god evaporated. David said his last words being..."i never loved you"

THE END

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