Jeffrey.exe

the day it all began
jeffrey. a man so many people have heard of, yet know nothing about. some say he broke into a mans house, summoning dead memes to eliminate him. we've never heard of the man again, which is why so many people fear jeffrey. a mysterious man, whose details we couldn't make out, unless he's in his demon form, whose history remained a secret, until today...

i woke up and jacked off to my little pony as usual, until i saw a mysterious being appear on my device.i couldn't grasp it's true form for a while, but after a bit, i saw that it was a shadowy creature with red eyes and a drooling, gaping mouth. this is when i remembered we had seen jeffrey in his demon form. he was described exactly how i had seen him in the video, red eyes, a drooling expression, and he looks a little bit like some obscure blue hedgehog from a videogame unknown to 90% of the earths population.

it was definitely him, no doubt in my mind that this was the same jeffrey as i've heard so much about. i started pissing everywhere and smashed my PC with a hammer, in the hopes that jeffrey would eternally disappear. but to no success...

"the spook", he said, as he began to drool on me.
I was like scared, because like, if he said the spook, he was readying his super laser piss.

I ran into my bathroom, and he held his penis out ready to fire. I jumped into the toilet, and flushed myself down into my secret hideout. it had all the hentai i needed to live for a single minute. But jeffrey went down with me. he said, "ur mom obese" as he charged his piss.

tears ran down my eyes because no one calls my mom obese because she is actually slim to the point where you can see her fucking ribcage and to see her being treated like this is hoenstly sickening. so i pinched jeffrey and he fucking died.

i went out of the toilet swiftly, and upon doing so i saw a bright light. surrounding me in it's bright light... energy. yeah.

so i didnt go towards it and peed on jeffrey's idiot face before i did and he got really mad because urine was his weakness all along. he poisoned me before inevitably falling to the ground, disappearing. he will return. i am writing this within my last living moments. i am writing this, since you must know his true weakness. for he is here. and he will kill you.

the end.