Penis juice

so like this one time i was on the toilet pooping but then. a banana came and sucked out my pee i then blacked out and woke up inside the toilet with my head stuck in the toilet hole. i saw that it wasn't a banana but SONIC.EXE he put his hand toward the toilet and flushed me down. i screamed "AOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA"

i am in the sewers now. in the sewers I SAW SOMETHING TERRIFYING.

IT WAS A HORSE AND HE CHASED ME WITH A BLOODY KNIFE AND I SAW DEAD PEOPLE ON THE FLOOR THERE WAS HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD AND THEN A SKUNK BIT MY ASS.

i ran far, far away and found an exit. i was in CHINA.

i was lost. sonic.exe find me and he rip off my head. THE END.

(connected to the POOPEEZ AND HORSES UNIVERSE)