Asshole

it all happened on june 14th, 2069. i was laying in my bed fucking my teddybear plush, when i heard a phone notification. i turned on my phone and it said "i'm coming for u martin cult. -sonic_smiledogjefftheslenderman.exe"

i was terrified i was so scared i accidently broke my phone and my phone stood up on it's own and was like "muahahahaha ur gonna become obese tonight" i was so fucking scared that i ran into the living room and hid under the couch. then sonic_smiledogjefftheslenderman.exe (i suppose) came in and then said "it's raping time" and i took a big shit i was so scared

he was look under the couch and i not there. i so quick i is sanic and as i ran i realized that i pissed myself and then i heard a whisper behind me it was sonic_smiledogjefftheslenderman.exe he was SO scary i am not sure how he teleporp yes yes no and i die. the end