Burp

it all started on march 14th 2069. i was eating food and drinking water and was watching tv. it was all happy. i watched my favourite episode of spongebob named "ripped pants". it was a funny episode where spongebob rips his pants and then sings a song. i was all happy smiling but then....

i burped.

i can't believe it, i'm an actual monster omg. i BURPED and only demons are capable of making that horrible sound. this actually terrified me!!!! then in the psisode spongebob's friends starting burning alvi3ed and spongebob said "what the fuck is going on" and then he turned into a demon. he then said "you're goijn to hell bobby" and sent me to hell. i'm now in hello help me