The monster that ate my belly button

i was chilling out in my room, at 3 am. i was playing craftmine but then i heard a scartching on me door. I slowly opened the door and ran. when i peeked, i was terrified...

The man standing there.... WAS BILL GATES. AND HE HAD A CHAINSAW OMTG i hid in my closet and then bill gates transformed into a monster!! i wento ut gotrpa a sword and then pointed at him, he took me and ate my belly button and i almost fucking dieed

the aftermath: a lot of bloody diarrhea